Kantahanan

Constipated - Avril Lavigne

Uhuh fart like this
Uhuh uhuh thats the way i fart
So just fart like this

Hey man whatcha lookin' at
Sit down it will come out soon
And if you could only let it be
You will see it
I hate the stupid way it sounds
When you have to take a crap
And your talking to the person in
The next stall

Someone trying to
Just remove poop
But its being held back
And i cant relax
Im trying to get through
But i cant because you see
Tell me

Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated
I see the way your puttin' exlax in my food gets me frustrated
It hurts like this
Cause you try
And you die
'cause it dont
Go to the bowl
But it dont come out now
Easily
This would be
If i had watched you

Days pass and the pressure mounts
I don't think that a wet fart counts
That poo's hard and very fat you see
It's makin' me
Yell out when i move my bowels
Surely you have heard the howls
You know i'm not dropping anything
When it's become

Something that's round and big and brown
I'm hurting my crack i need some exlax
I'm trying to pass a stool the size of a pool you see
Help me

Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated
I see the way your puttin' exlax in my food gets me frustrated
It hurts like this
Cause you try
And you die
'cause it dont
Go to the bowl
But it dont come out now
Easily
This would be
If i had watched you

Give up watcha pushing for?
Sit back we've all been bunged before
And if you could only stick with pee you will see

Something that's round and big and brown
I'm hurting my crack i need some exlax
I'm trying to pass a stool the size of a pool you see
Help me

Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated
I see the way your puttin' exlax in my food gets me frustrated
It hurts like this
Cause you try
And you die
'cause it dont
Go to the bowl
But it dont come out now
Easily
This would be
If i had watched you
Ohohoh

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